Lt. Gen. Peter Elwelu’s explosive truth-telling has ripped the veil off one of Uganda’s most sacred but utterly rotten institutions: the judiciary. As he prepares to retire, Elwelu didn’t go quietly into the night. No — he came out with verbal machetes, slicing through the fake holiness of black-robed hypocrites who sit on golden thrones of bribery and arrogance, pretending to dispense justice.
Ugandans have been force-fed the toxic illusion that judges are symbols of integrity — protectors of fairness. What a goddamn lie. These self-righteous crooks in gowns are nothing more than sanctified thieves. Corruption doesn’t just live in the judiciary — it thrives there, breathes there, multiplies there. It is the bloodstream of Uganda’s so-called courts of law.
When Elwelu said, “even in the bedroom there is corruption,” he wasn’t joking. He was lifting the lid off a moral septic tank. The same judges who bang gavels in courtrooms by day are banging mistresses by night, funded by bribes taken from desperate souls who can’t afford to wait for real justice. These are men who have turned their chambers into slaughterhouses of truth, auctioning off verdicts like fish on a filthy stall. Their wives cry at home while they screw their clients under the disguise of ‘legal consultations.’
What kind of country have we become, where justice is no longer a right, but a luxury for the rich? Who are these black-robed gods living in hilltop mansions in Kololo and driving German machines while Ugandan children walk barefoot to schools without chalk? These bastards in wigs send their own children to elite schools in Europe but condemn orphans to rot in jail over petty theft.
Let’s be brutally clear: these judges aren’t failed public servants — they’re polished criminals in powdered wigs. They piss on the Constitution every day with their fake judgments. They bend laws to suit Museveni’s mafia while screaming “rule of law” with a straight face. They’re not honourable; they’re hollow. Not learned; just looters in disguise.
And don’t tell us they’re underpaid. That’s utter rubbish. These judges are the best-fed pigs in the state’s filthy trough. Their wealth doesn’t match their earnings because they earn their fortune under the table, from land grabbers, drug lords, and corrupt tycoons who turn courtrooms into casinos.
When Elwelu says they have no moral authority to preach against corruption, he’s spot on. These sons of dishonour have defiled justice itself. They are not custodians of order — they are architects of Uganda’s breakdown. They have betrayed the people, abused their robes, and spat on the very meaning of fairness.
These aren’t judges. They’re demons in disguise — the most dangerous breed of corruption. They don’t carry guns like the army, but they kill hope, destroy futures, and bury truth under piles of paperwork and bribery cash.
Ugandans must stop worshipping these judicial cowards. It’s time to demand their heads, strip them of their robes, name and shame them, and drag their filthy records into the sunlight. The courts need cleansing — not reforms, but an exorcism.
Peter Elwelu has thrown the first stone. It’s up to us to pick up the rest and storm the gates of false justice.
These robed traitors have bled the nation long enough. Let them bleed now.
This is no longer a whisper — it’s a war cry.
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