The Uganda Bureau of Statistics (UBOS) has once again shown itself to be the epitome of corruption, incompetence, and utter failure. After siphoning off a mind-boggling 300 billion shillings, they’ve delivered nothing but an absolute disaster in the form of the 2024 census. This wasn’t just a failure; it was a spectacular catastrophe that should leave every Ugandan spitting with rage. What should have been a simple count of the population has become yet another blunder from an institution whose very existence reeks of filth and mediocrity.
And what does this humiliating failure signify? It’s not just about UBOS. It’s a window into the decaying soul of Museveni’s regime — a regime that has turned every government institution into a cesspool of incompetence and thievery. For decades, this government has gleefully watched as its institutions crumble, so long as their corrupt officials get their pockets lined. UBOS’s catastrophic failure is just the latest symptom of a government that has sold its soul to greed and decay. Museveni and his cronies don’t give a damn about Uganda; they only care about how much they can loot before the whole system collapses.
From the very start, anyone with a shred of intelligence knew this census was doomed. UBOS was handed billions to count the people, and what did they do? They alienated nearly every religious group and citizen in the country. Catholics, Anglicans, Muslims, even the loud Pentecostals are all fuming at their gross undercounting. How can anyone expect numbers to be accurate when incompetence and corruption are the lifeblood of UBOS? This isn’t a failure; it’s a deliberate mockery of Ugandans.
But make no mistake — this census disaster is Museveni’s filth, too. His family and cronies have set the standard for failure. Uganda is a vampire state, where the leaders feed off the suffering of the masses, leaving us with broken institutions like UBOS. The rot starts from the top, with Museveni, his corrupt family, and his parasitic regime bleeding the country dry. How can anyone expect a government that survives on stealing from its own people to organize something as basic as a census?
And what about these religious leaders who are whining about their numbers? Let’s not kid ourselves — these men are as complicit as anyone. Why would anyone in their right mind want a bigger piece of this deplorable population? The government has allowed Uganda to become a chaotic hellhole of fake prophets and corrupt pastors, all of whom are more concerned with money than morality. They are mirror images of the political crooks who run this country.
This botched census is just the tip of the iceberg. The entire country is collapsing under Museveni’s brutal incompetence and greed. UBOS’s failure is just another chapter in the epic disaster that is Uganda’s vampire state. Ugandans, wake up! You are living in a nightmare where the government, led by Museveni’s leeching family, feeds on your misery. They’ve failed at everything, and this census is just the latest insult.
It’s time to call UBOS, Museveni, and his entire government what they are: vultures feeding on the carcass of a dying nation.
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