Norbert Mao, the miserable excuse for a Minister of Justice and Constitutional Affairs, has once again shown just how worthless he is, flaunting his utter stupidity and shameless sycophancy for the NRM regime. In a mind-boggling display of betrayal, this political clown has proposed that Uganda’s president should be elected by parliament instead of the people. This half-wit’s suggestion reveals a man whose loyalty to Museveni is deeper than any commitment to democracy or common sense. If there were a prize for the most pathetic stooge in Ugandan politics, Mao would win it hands down.
But while Mao clings desperately to the scraps from Museveni’s table, Honorable Shamim Malende, the fierce NUP Woman MP for Kampala, has rightly delivered a public slap to this fool’s face. With her razor-sharp words, Malende shredded Mao’s asinine proposal, exposing it as a direct assault on Ugandans’ democratic rights and proof of his utter contempt for the people. By proposing such a ridiculous reform, Mao has confirmed what we’ve all known for years—he’s not just a sellout; he’s a spineless, self-serving moron who will do anything to please his master.
Mao’s absurd proposal, which would see the president selected by a parliament full of NRM cronies, is nothing short of a plot to turn Uganda into a political circus where Museveni is the ringmaster and Mao is his pathetic sideshow act. His scheme is a brazen attempt to entrench NRM’s power by ensuring that elections become meaningless charades, rigged long before a single vote is cast. What a disgrace! Instead of defending the Constitution, this disgraceful lapdog is pissing all over it to suit his boss’s whims.
Honorable Malende’s condemnation left Mao looking like the empty-headed stooge he is. In her unflinching attack, she made it crystal clear: this proposal is nothing but a desperate attempt to strip the people of Uganda of their most fundamental right—the right to choose their own leader. But what does Mao care? He’s too busy sucking up to Museveni, prancing around as if he matters, when in reality, he’s nothing but a lowly errand boy for the regime. His loyalty is not to Uganda but to his own selfish ambitions, selling out his country like the shameless traitor he is.
How did a man who once claimed to stand for opposition values become Museveni’s obedient lapdog? The irony is painful. Once masquerading as a champion of democracy, Mao is now pushing a scheme that would kill any semblance of free choice. If he had even a shred of integrity left (which he obviously doesn’t), he would know that turning elections into backroom deals decided by a few corrupt MPs is an insult to the entire nation. But this fool is too blinded by greed and lust for power to see it. How many MPs does it take to rig a presidency? Not many. And Mao is clearly banking on that. His devious plan is to transform Uganda’s highest office into a playground where Museveni and his dogs, Mao included, get to pick the puppet in charge.
Malende, however, isn’t letting this idiot get away with it. She called out this garbage for what it is—a calculated attempt to gag the people and choke out any real opposition. It’s no accident that Mao’s peddling this nonsense at a time when NRM’s stranglehold is slipping. His entire proposal is nothing more than a lifeline for a dying regime, a desperate ploy to lock in power forever. And Mao, the sniveling worm, is more than happy to do Museveni’s dirty work. Selling out Uganda for a shiny new ministerial title? This scumbag would sell his soul for a bowl of soup.
Malende’s righteous fury embodies the hope of every Ugandan who is fed up with being trampled by charlatans like Mao, who masquerade as leaders but are nothing more than despicable lackeys. Mao’s idiocy deserves to be condemned in the strongest terms. He’s a spineless worm, a sellout without principles, a disgrace to his office, and a curse to Uganda’s future. His actions are an affront to democracy, and his name should be forever etched in history as one of the most cowardly, pathetic buffoons who tried to destroy the voice of the people.
Mao probably thought he could sneak this sinister plot past the people, but thanks to fearless leaders like Malende, his rotten intentions have been dragged into the open for all to see. His proposal isn’t just anti-democratic—it’s anti-Ugandan, a treasonous move designed to push Uganda deeper into tyranny. But Mao’s betrayal won’t be forgotten. He will go down in history as a pitiful lackey who tried to betray his country for a few crumbs of power. Malende’s courageous stand will be celebrated, while Mao’s name will become synonymous with cowardice, idiocy, and betrayal. What a pathetic excuse for a leader!
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