Written by MARTHA LEAH NANGALAMA
Do you people remember when Kadaga called in Museveni’s commandos (SFC) into parliament during the debate about granting Museveni life presidency?
MPs were beat up like there was no tomorrow. In fact, I believe that Betty Nambooze’s back was broken. Her spinal cord was shredded into pieces and she even had to do time in an Indian hospital in New Delhi just to get pins and nails put in her back. That is why she walks with a cane and a limp. The poor MPs had no chance in hell. Kadaga had met with Museveni earlier and planned for the parliament invasion.
About 45 minutes before Muhoozi’s goons descended into parliament to beat the shit out of people who were fighting to prevent us from having a Military Dictator, Tyrant Yoweri Museveni, Kadaga made a call to Muchebveni and they agreed to open the doors. Those goons had been malingering and mataquating nearby and that is why they attacked like they had been hit by a nuclear bomb in The Bay of Pigs!!
Now, get this. A few days later, the Witch demanded that she be given her own chopper because Busoga is so big that she cannot drive all over the place and needs her own airplane. Naseka. Naseka. Naseka nenesunako. Does she not remember Garang and the chopper or she also got an F9 in History? There was also Oyite Ojok. I can tell you many stories of planes crashing in Uganda. Many many stories.
Now, here comes Kadaga. Do you people know that she bought land (or maybe stole it. We gotta wait for my researcher on Uganda land to send me copies of that land purchase) in Jinja. Specifically in Masese. Banange, she built a huge rental complex there. It is rented by BIDCO. You know that British Palm Oil company which we are gonna sue one of these days for land grabbing on Kalangala Island and forcing people off their land (read land eviction) at gun point? So, Kadaga has that property there which she must have bought with all the looting she has been participating.
Consequently, and THEREFORE (we must always have a Therefore), her Royal Highness Rebecca having journalists arrested for disclosing her excesses or demanding that UCC shuts down some news sites because of her theft of some USD $764,000 from Uganda tax payers, for her irrational exuberance is an insult to all of us who are not yet eating. #KadagaMustGo! She should not be made House Speaker again, and I don’t care what those NUP people say. Kadaga is a Witch. Kadaga buys heads of children. If you want, you can even Google it. She pays people to go steal babies and then the thieves cut off the babys’ heads and then bring the heads as Burnt Offerings for Kadaga. She then takes the heads to her Shrine in Busoga and pays homage to her ancestors and Gods of Witchcraft. You people need to be very careful around that woman. She is not a nice person.
NOW LET ALL THE BASOGA PLEASE START TALKING. Do not comment in broken English or Lusoga. I did not go to Busoga University mutwepankilako mulina n’envunza mu mitwe. Amen.
*** Shit. She will now ask UCC to block this website. Waaah. We have a backup plan. As always.