UGANDA: We should bring back culture of reading
By AGWE SOLOMON
In Africa the metaphor is over food or eating.. For example if a guy worked for 10 years in UN, another way of putting it is, “The guy has eaten UN for 10 years, in Moyo it is common to hear Tom Azza’s political opponents say the MP has eaten enough.
Most embarrassing scenarios or funniest stories ever told also are over food.
One day Okema in a good mood ordered the hugest family cock to be slaughtered for lunch. Approaching midday as he sat under the mango tree Okema kept mobilizing appetite drinking directly from a jerrycan chupa-azia filled with wiri-drink when some of his village buddies drop by.
Okema mumbled something about his stomach not feeling good, excused himself and went into his sleeping hut.
The wife oblivious of the husband’s sudden dysentery attack finished her cooking served him and friends in the same Bakuli and carried the silver platter and set it before the visitors, then she sent for their daughter to go call her father.
Before the girl could approach, Okema who had all along been peeping through the crack of the door screamed.
“What kind of head is this you women have, is it difficult for you to take the thighs and the chest and set it aside for one who is feeling sick? ” —— AUTO – GENERATED; Published (Halifax Canada Time AST) on: April 23, 2018 at 08:02PM