SOCCER: If football were a school
1. Principal- Jurgen Kloop.
2. Vice principal- Carlo Ancelotti.
3.Woodwork Teacher- Diego Simeone
4. Professor of Chemistry- Pep Guardiola
5. Professor of Philosophy- Louis Van Gaal
6. Spoiled Student who always dodge classes and run after fancy
girls – Neymar.
7. Student who always wants to see himself with high marks-
8. Student who is always sick- Daniel Sturridge
10. Student who always bites other school children- Luis Suarez.
11. Student who calls the teacher to come to class all the time-
12. The finest student in carpentry, graphics and art the entire
school- Andrea Pirlo.
13. Students who always cause problems at school- Pepe,
Diego Costa, Gennaro Gattuso, Joey Barton, Cantona Di Canio
14. Student who is always kicked out from the classroom- Sergio Ramos.
15.Most attractive student who always wears fancy- Beckham-
16. Student who moves to a new school every now and then-
17. Student who is always silent, doesn’t want to show people who
he is inside- hazard.
18.student who always makes jokes at the back- Firmino
19. Student who likes easy exams and seeks transfer to less
competitive schools – Dani Alves-
20. Student who comes to school for girls only- Paul Pogba-
21. Student who is always at school, never been absent also with
rich parents but still fails – Mephis Depay
22. The student that gets blamed for everything – Mario Balotteli
23. Part time teacher in Special Subject – Jose Mourinho
24. Economics Professor- Arsene Wenger
If u didn’t find messi there just know he’s the owner of the school