PARENTING: Having a child is life time job
From age 0 to 2yrs old, you only have to feed them, wash them and read them a book to bed.
Age 4, “my sister is biting me”…Bite her back. She is smaller than you.
Age 6, “I am now my own person with my own opinions.”….now in school.
Age 9 to 12, “talk to me about the period and sex”… go ask your father.
Age 16, “these pimples oh ma”… I never got pimples. Google it.
Age 17, “stop telling me what to do with my life. You know nothing”…okay, I will wait till you turn age 25.
Age 18, “University totally sucks”… drop out and get a job.
Age 21, “I am glad I stayed in school”…great.
Age 25, “Mum, I had no idea that you knew so much”….really?
Age 31, “Mum, this child all the time. What should I do?”…I would not know because you never used to cry as a baby.
…Wait for the next stage…
—— AUTO – GENERATED; Published (Halifax Canada Time AST) on: June 25, 2019 at 05:26AM